You do realize my arguments were sarcastic analogues of your own argument, right? I don't actually want any of those things buffed; I'm just showing how silly it is to compare the Lasher, MCG, and JH based on KPH and KPU when they're different types of weapons. You said it yourself - The developers "won't buff a weapon based on how its doing against a weapon that has nothing to do with it." The Lasher has nothing to do with the MCG or Jackhammer, other than the fact that they're all three empire-specific guns. The Lasher is no more similar to the Jackhammer than it is to the Baron or Uppercut, and it's no more similar to the MCG than it is to the CARV or the EM6. You're trying to draw connections where there are none.