Gracious Gift - Automatically removes all illusion clickies from your inventory and transfers them to Rainbowdash's inventory. If it's an illusion RBD already has you are permitted to keep them and you'll get sexy tells from Innania in return. One tell per item RBD already has.
The ability to, every 72 hours, summon an item with one charge that Rick Rolls the person you are targeting. Okay, I'm a terrible human being for suggesting that. That's enough internet for today.
How about a summon parcel delivery npc! Would be nice when your grinding exp and your Tradeskill bags are full so you can just mail them to your mule and continue on grinding! Once a day or something would be fine.
An ability that allows you to get an answer from support / dev within 24-48 hrs? Refreshes once per week
An ability that removes resurrection effects once a day would be pretty nice (maybe even replace with a short duration mana/end regeneration effect). Redemption of the Faithful?
We're not getting any this year, likely never again. Get over it. Just autogrant them to all accounts. You all favor that.
Become any other class for an hour with decent gear and all spells and skills rk ii up to the same level as the actual character. And I can see limiting which rewards we get based on time, but why can't all characters be entitled already, or at least have some simple way to remove from chars you haven't played in years.
We already have Rabbit hats and I assure you that Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse are still in competition. (and I like Bugs feet better, wish I knew why)
This sounds like the most realistic suggestion in this thread, and would go along the line of some of the previous Vet AAs.