You guys should just change into BPTD and come over to the cool side. I mean seriously, VS offer the best benefits! Your prudish Empire cannot compete with us!
State secret here, but I already suggested BPTD for our ehm, thingy, on the VS side on Miller. It was dismissed.
May I point out, as somebody belonging to the Outfit of this recruitment thread, that any attempt to steal members from enemy factions should only result in them joining WASP Inc.? I.e. Better Free Than Dead
You couldn't handle the massive amount of swag, testosterone and the pure amount of smothering love we would bring, even our glorious TR comrades in arms have a hard time with it, and they've had a long time adapting.
Naw you'd have to adapt. We at WASP Inc have no need of swag, swag is for boys. We have class, class is for gentlemen, and for awesome people.
Whoever said that NC maxes are OP are dead wrong, they just dont know how to pet em.. i mean everyone know that you need to follow the hair and not stroke against it.
We would not join WASP, nor adapt. Slowly over time the NC faction would adapt to us, your biological and technological distinctiveness would be added to our own, you would be assimilated and the VS would be doomed. I shot them with a Decimater, if you hit them in the head it's a one shot, otherwise 2. Who one shots who now Hackmax?
Well, after I was spurred into creativity by BRTD's oppressive (albeit welcome) invasion of our recruitment thread, I figured I'd make a more generic "Keep Calm":
This shameless montage was leaked to me earlier today: Clearly the oppressive barbarian regime, calling itself the Terran Republic, has fallen low enough to now utilize vandalism as a legitimate way to cause dissent amongst honorable and freedom seeking people. The Vanu Sovreignty abhors such methods, they are a sign of low intelligence, a bad childhood, and desperation! Shame on you TR!
Our superior technology would never produce something so cheap! No, its clear that the TR are desperate!
If it were indeed the TR, there would be a prowler parked on it. On a side note, how do you WASP like all the free bumps you get?
Oh we love them, we do indeed! Anyhow, I still reckon it's the TR defacing my beautiful poster - I don't actually believe they would be silly enough to park a Prowler on it and give themselves away instantly...
Didn't you see the newest VS weapon? I'm pretty sure that's proof enough that the VS did it, the weapon seems to have more uses than we thought.
It kills our nests too? Please, not THE NESTS! Think of the children...! And it sprays up to 4m!? NERF! I'll sue you.
