Last one to post wins

Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf

Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
but you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a murderer
you creep silently through the underbrush

Aha! In the distance
A small cottage with a light on
Hope! You move stealthily toward it
but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

When that Apex Legends player runs off alone without giving directional pings or says follow me and gets in a shoot out and dies. Then they ask why you run away into the next zone without grabbing his or her banner to revive them?

Pugs... More aggressive than they need to be? A pug group vs a pre-made team communicating.... expect the teams, avoid the teams. Make a path, the path runs across a team, throw away the path. Pug'n.

Last one alive, not first one to fight, wins. Plus, there are plenty of cheaters out there.



Bonus: Once shots fired, expect to be pinched by other teams running towards the gun fire sounds. Don't leisurely loot .

All the while, a random crash can occur at any time for any reason. Those are very enjoyable.

https://answers.ea.com/t5/Technical...eferenced-memory-at-Memory-could/td-p/7448272

Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)
Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet)
Now you're on the doorstep
Sitting inside: Shia LaBeouf

Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf)
But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf)
You're sneaking up behind him
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf

Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf,
Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf,
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia Labeouf.

You limp into the dark woods
blood oozing from your stump leg
But you have won; you have beaten
Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf
Whose French grandfather fought in WWII.
Before being captured and sent to a prisoner of war camp.
Where he cooked.
And built tunnels to help people escape Germany.
Colonel Klink never caught on.

Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise)
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
But you can do Ju Jitsu

The power of Ju Jitsu (who do?)
You do (do what?)
Remind me of the babe

Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping his head now
You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf

Runnin' for your life, by the knife
Runnin' from your wife, yikes!
You should've stuck with home
Your mind to blow your dome.
It was you that chose your doom
You built a maze you can't get through.
I tried to help you all I can
Now I can do nuttin' for ya, man

I guess i win?

Yes you did

His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf ...


Yay!