Why Pirates are Better than Ninjas

So as many of you know I'm a math professor from Harvard. Last semester I gave my students a thesis, the subject being "Pirates vs. Ninjas : Who wins?"

The hard part was proving it mathematically. To my surprise one student turned in a paper and actually offered a solution that broke the laws of math, time and space as we know it. I'll post it here for you.

1 Ninja + 1 Pirate = Chuck Norris

I don't know man... They've tried to merge together with results like this:

Which isn't very Norris Like... not that I want to get into any kind of CN discussion at all.

Yes, they are tough ladies... Tough to look at.
Missing tooth and smelly since hasn't showered in 3 months. Yeah, thats the girl I want.

http://view.break.com/88551

This should help with the debate....

Radar is so biased.
Notice how Cyborg Vikings didn't get mentioned in this topic after it migrated to community news?
Clearly hates the Cyborg Vikings.

Aaaarg ye yella bellies hide in the shadows. Ifin u wansta fight a pirate lets have a ranged battle...me ships cannons best a metal star any day.
Yer just jealous ya cant wear a puffy shirt and jeweled rapier and still look as mean as Momma's homemade jellyfish & tuna sandwiches.

An another thing that burns me biscuits is the fact u have ta be Asian to be a Ninja. Pirates dont care who picks up the chest as long as the Captain gets 1/2.....Never eye a pirate's rum ,he may make ya drink.

OMG! ::brain overload:: ROBOT-PIRATE-NINJA-VIKINGS! WITH A MOHAWK! ::babble and drool::
Message Edited by irishharp2m6 on 05-06-2006 03:46 AM

hmm...

Gninjas > Pirates > Ninjas