*furiously throws an axe in Iven's general direction* Your Mother was a Hamster & your Father smelled of Elderberries!!
FFXIV has gardening. I used to wish that fletching made instruments. Missed opportunities. Now bards don't even play instruments anymore.
Correct now they have instrument mods on their armor. Singing Feet (you sure that wasn't stinking feet?) Drumming Hands (so blasted annoying when they sit next to you in the tavern) Stringy Arms (Bards are the only class who skip arms day & go all in on legs) Windy Pants (too many beans, again, the "turbo charge" is not funny) Brassy Head (blonde hair dye bad reaction, or just "helmet hair" ?)
Your right the people didnt even use bards til melody came out. But everyone will use since for some reason they get a double invis aa. You know what persona everyone will be making lol.