I am very familiar with the rules. I made up half the current rules myself. However, I agree with your interpretation on the rules. What I dispute is that there are phalli (both large and small) in the game: http://morituus.net/the-ngp/monument.jpg https://www.everquest.com/images/news_images/kaladim/kaladimimage03.jpg Is the item primarily red?
Recap: Yes: Item Can be equipped Hard to the touch Ammo Slot Clickable effect In game = < Underfoot = < SoF No: Made of stone NPC Tradeskills involved Weapon In original EQ Armor of chain or plate Visible slot Ring Earring = < PoP = < TSS Class specific Anniversary event or module Aug Face Summoned = > CoF Ornament Shoulder Neck Waist Back Charm Red Looted from NPC Collectors Edition Summon Mount Currently obtainable