Server down

power supply or fan failure in a server class machine would not produce much if any downtime, but I get your point

Yep. That would be a quick swap after a tech call.. usually 4 hour response for most cases.

Database crash - that's another story.

Someone hold me.

Eh. Clusters can get boarked too, and getting those back online is usually a heck of a lot more work than a stand-alone.

Raid 10 failed, the backup raid 5 array was waaay large and there were multiple simultaneous read/write errors, hurry up and give me an ETA!

Rat poop

I'll raise you 1 rat ear sandwich.

Now you have their tech's looking up what dipswitches do, this may take a while.......guess I'm going to bed

Server p**psocking imo

Holly Longdale ‏@TheWindstalker 9m9 minutes ago
The ops team is hoping to finish within the hour. Hardware issue where tlp hamsters live. @JChanDaybreak (our robot) is tracking progress.
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@Roshan sorry I posted that you all were doing crapall if Holly isn't tweeting ... I was mostly joking (mostly). If she's out sick just let her go to bed ffs

wait whats all these screws for .... glances around nerviously and thinks eh 2 should hold !

WTF...outside has no ceiling!?!? and its dirty out there to...<shudder> back indoors for me...

what a cluster F****

I went to walk outside about 2 hrs ago a bolt of lightening cracked so loud I yelled incoming and ran back in the house ! welcome to florida

So this means it should be up in the next 40 mins?

did you call in the catering crew yet? lol

Bring in these guys: