I, Hulk Hogan, am the Intercontinental Champion of THE DCUO! While you, Hulk Hogan, lord over a single weight class as Heavy Weight Champion of the World, Hulk Hogan. I, The Ultimate WARRIOR, am champion of ALL the continents of ALL the worlds of ALL the realities that have been constrained into the dimensional vortex by the GODS OF ALL THE REALITIES past, present and future THAT IS THE DCUO!!! On April 1st, Hulk Hogan, when we meet at Prime Battleslam VI, I, Hulk Hogan, will have the very plates of the Earth's crust on my body as ARMOR, HULK HOGAN!!! The Earth you stand on shall protect me from the antibodies of Hulkamania. I, Hulk Hogan, am The Ultimate Warrior. And when your damage has been counted out at Prime Battleslam VI, and sixty-seven thousand screaming fans are on their feet at the SkyDome. I, Hulk Hogan, will be all you can see, Hulk Hogan, because I am all that will matter, and all that you will ever know, Hulk Hogan, is that you have been brought closer to... Parts Unknown.