Downtime Server Downtime - March 25, 2015 - Game Update 46!

Worst part about this extended downtime experience is that imagine if somebody's Legendary membership is about to expire soon and that they wanna to play as much as they can with the latest content before their membership expires but they cant because they'll log on and find out that their membership has expired due to the asinine amount of downtime thus making those ppl so fed up and blame it all on the ones responsible for letting the USPC failures happen.

OMG people! Grow the hell up and quit whining already! Life is full of things you can't control that ******** about will improve. The game will be back when the repairs are made.

its not unusual to wait long for USPC.

lol

Firsties!!

If they don't have a estimate time, that's means they don't know how to fix it? or where buy the new hardware???? I NEED TO PLAYYYYYYYY

not a darn thing but help get aggro!

Wow, all in one sentence. Amazing.

Mepps is the server smoking?

just tryna get some comic relief for the ones getting figity about the server to come back online.

It could be during the maintenance one of the HDDs wasn't working to standard so they replaced it and are copying a ghost image to it only The ghost image was also messed up so SoE gathered up a small group of 7 to start from scratch. The group then went to BoB who was the man who kept all patches on back-up. The perilous journey down to the 3rd floor was far greater an challenge they hadn't been prepared for and Susan lost her sanity during the short 15 second of elevator music on repeat. They arrived at Bob's cubicle shortly after leaving Susan to perish in the grasp of evil only Bob was missing and the back-up info they needed for this copy couldn't be located. On his desk was a ransom note signed by Joker to destroy all EU servers to make US servers stronger or risk an outcry from the public and make US PC wait even longer to go back online. Eric, the level-headed one of the group thought to negotiate with the Joker and give him what he wants, "no one likes EU anyway" he said. The group was in agreement as Eric grabbed a soda from Bob's mini fridge and took a sip. Little did the group know but The Joker laced the soda with Peanuts and Eric was deathly allergic to Peanuts. In his last few breaths, he suggested hiring the worlds greatest detective. The group left Eric to his suffering so they could hire Batman to locate Joker before it was too late to get the US PC servers back online before the end of the day.

He has been hot on the trail since this whole ordeal began and despite his relentlessness, he was only able to retrieve the information only after The Joker had moved all the data onto an even older type of drive, the Floppy. Worried about the time needed to get the information from thousands of floppy drives, the group was fed up with the constant complaints from the community on the forums and jumped head first into the data transfer. The clock was ticking and it had already been 9 hours since SoE sent this group on it's quest. Poor Jennifer got a floppy cut on her index finger and lost too much blood and shortly after, died of dysentery trying to clean the wound in the men's restroom. Time was running out and with the group's numbers getting shorter and shorter by the hour to absolutely ridiculous events, hope was fading. Will our brave yet really, really odd group of adventurers make the transfer in time? Will they happen to just realize all the servers are set up on a RAID setting and all the information had already been copied to the new HDD upon installation? Was this whole quest a sham set up by SoE to quietly rid itself of 7 specific employees all the while angering the community with it's well timed and tactful delay after an update? Find out next week in a new issue of "This really can't be a sitcom, right?"

C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

1000 baby!

1000 reply

just tryin to be 1000th comment.

EUPC is up... Confirm!

Come on! We want USPC too. Happy the servers where heroes are needed!

11 h almost

yay we made it to 1000+, on to a new thread

GU for Munitions looks fun cant wait for it. When are we going to get alternate skimming appearances? A surfboard? Rubber Ducky? etc? Would kinda like to see whips added as a weapon style. Would fit catwoman better. And talking about movement again...regular flight would be nice if you could change your flight style....instead of right arm out in front all the time...maybe I want both arms down? both arms up when going fast? What if I'm a lefty?

Honestly, we wouldn't complain so loudly if we did not absolutely love this game, and need it like a flower needs the sunlight! It completes us....

just read in the discussion forums they are "REBUILDING" the server.... wtf does that mean?