What does each faction taste like?

VS - Cheese
TR - Chicken Vindaloo
NC - Dry crackers. Bland, uninteresting and hard to swallow.

last time I licked a VS female infiltrator I started hallucinating... woke up with a restraining order too

VS: Skittles

TR: Processed Cheese

NC: Tears

TR: 24 hour Military Rations (this things ROCK! cans of chilly and fried potatoes WITH ground beef patties... mmmm)
NC: Hastily made microwave dinner with a side of gummybears. The dinner's edible and the gummybears are a nice snack but you know none of this is good.
VS: That something you scrape off the bottom of a bowl that's been in the fridge when you got the fridge. Not quite sure what it is, or ever was but you have nothing else to eat.

VS and NC taste like certs.
TR tastes like glory.

TR: Fireball cinnamon candies.
NC: Icy Blue Razz pre-workout.
VS: Jack and coke in a bar full of lasers.

NC: blueberry-lemon curd pie
TR: cheerios and water
VS: sweet tarts candy swirled into a plum jelly

The NC tastes like a pizza you would eat after a long day of work.
The TR tastes like meatloaf, just something you can eat at any time and with lots of ketchup.
The VS tastes like a gourmet burger you would get because you want something that tastes good and can eat on the run.

Vanu surely tastes like an Appletini - you know, because of the green colour, not because of the spandex aerobics

NC of course taste like Smurf ice, no question about that

Long ago my step father made me eat cereal with water.

TR - Government Lunch Program
NC - Gerber Baby Food
VS -

I want that camo!

TR - Strawberry shortcake
NC - Apple pie with melted cheddar cheese on top (It's a real thing and surprisingly delicious)
VS -

one of my outfit mates made rainbow vehicle/player camos for vs, but they weren't accepted.
Probably afraid of causing seizures.

makes the times I had to eat mine with beer because it was all that was in the fridge seem somehow brighter

NC: bald eagle and truck nutz with a liberal dose of FREEDOM
VS: impure euro-discotheque sourced E
TR: that gruel they eat on the Matrix

Trust me, beery-os are not much better, in fact I would call them worse.

meh but at least if I had eaten it with water instead I wouldn't have gotten all those awkward lectures in middle school

NC:

TR:

VS:

TR: Angry Raspberry cream.
VS: Enlightened and aloof Wild-berry cream.
NC: Freaked-out Blueberry cream.

Best I could think off.