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I still think we should change the name of the Mosquito... I mean generally we name things to sound fierce or intimidating... the Raptor... the Lightning... the Falcon... the Eagle... the Thunderbolt... but the Mosquito just kinda makes them sound like we are saying they are small, annoying and very easy to kill with a simple swat the current TR's PR people definitely need to go in front of the firing squad so their replacements know to do a better job
I live in GA. We have tiger mosquitoes the size of a fly, and when they bite you it swells like a mofo and itches for like a week. Also, malaria.
It does sound a bit more like an annoyance than a menace. Sure, mosquito stings are unpleasant and they can spread diseases sometimes, but a mosquito is not the kind of thing one gets a rifle to hunt. Or hey, how about renaming the AA flyswatter when NC or VS board it? At least then we're laughing.
