1. Trudriban

   You're in your warpgate, and your friend spawns in a MAX suit to show off his new cosmetics
   
   He is wearing a mechanized fur suit, complete with crotch and butt flaps for yiffing
   
   Wat do?
   
   I'm not drunk you are

   Trudriban, May 2, 2016

   #1
2. Demigan

   Replace flaps with C4 under the guise of "maintenance"

   Demigan, May 2, 2016

   #2
3. Gundem

   

   Introduce him to the nosegun of my Liberator.
   
   Protip: It ain't the Spur

   Gundem, May 2, 2016

   #3
4. TOXIC_MACHAMP

   tell him to take out an army and then he can talk to me

   TOXIC_MACHAMP, May 2, 2016

   #4