Nerfing is OP. Nerfing needs a solid nerfified nerf to nerfiate it's nerfed status of "nerf". Currently, the nerfectious state of nerf is in reality nerfiantly nerfed into a nerfarious nerfy reality of true nerf status. I propose a nerfantageous nerf to nerfing. (Seriously, stop with all the ******* nerf threads)
Nerfs are the nerfevolent nerfed faction led by Nerf Nerfula, who has a special nerfy nerfitude towards nerfs. Their nerfons are unnerfidly nerfed and nerfmand that they are unnerfed. I suggest a "buff". Seriously, 99% of cases balance can be done without nerfing, but with buffing, since in those 99% of times I mentioned it's not that the properly balanced weapons are OP, it's that their opposition is trash. Examples? AF-4 Cyclone should stay as-is and Farmistice and Eridani get a buff to their CoF and TTK. Same goes with Ravens, they might be a bit too good, but Vortexes could get some love and Fractures should get some serious buffs. Same with ESF balance. Reavers currently have the fastest TTK out of all ESFs, just buff Scythe DPS and buff Mosquito DPS. Nobody's experience ruined and trash weapons are improved, nuff said.
Anything that impeaches on my 1v1 duels or kills me needs nerfing. I'm so leet that only i can kill me, i swear on me mum.
I propose we all arrange a buff for the devs. They clearly need all the help they can get! Anybody in the area want to send 'em a couple 'a crates of 240?
I swear if you poked the average player of planetside they would grab their knee and screech, "Nerf Vanu"
If they nerf it enough the enemy will fall about laughing helplessly when you point it at them and then you can finish them off with something more dangerous......like a sharp pencil
Nerf everything until it makes only 10 Damage on everything We should replace all weapon with Water Pistols. Why not this gun for every class Class ? We can shoot each other for hours without killing anyone. Nobody can complain it is OP then. What do you think ?
