Lu Bu the Pilot

Discussion in 'PlanetSide 2 Gameplay Discussion' started by Vortok, Jan 8, 2013.

  1. Vortok

    Disclaimer: This is meant for humor. You can sub in whatever you like such as Magrider driver or NC Hacksaw MAX. I saw the amusing mentality that a small section of pilots have, thought of things Lu Bu says in various Koei games... and now there's this. Hopefully a couple people get a laugh out of it.

    http://koei.wikia.com/wiki/Lu_Bu/Quotes

    Pulled some quotes from Warriors Orochi 3. I'm sure people can put quotes from other games to good use.

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    *spawn aircraft at terminal*
    "Step in my way and be crushed!"

    *set waypoint, fly to zone*
    "No one can stop me!"

    *enemy armor column and active Sunderer sighted*
    "All I see are worthless peons lined up for slaughter!"

    +40 certs
    "I managed to enjoy that somewhat."

    *win a dogfight with 20% health left*
    "I am the mightiest warrior in the land!"

    *ram enemy air to kill it because cooldown to pull another aircraft is done*
    "Here. I no longer have a need for this."

    *Enemy ground AA identified*
    "Hmph! Looks like you're not as pathetic as I thought."

    *enemy ground AA destroyed*
    "It seems you're just another worthless maggot."

    *checks the tab leader board*
    "I defeated scores of the enemy troops in the last battle. Those fools must not have valued their lives very much."

    *notices his faction capped a Bio Lab and he forgot to hover above it for cap exp*
    "You haven't been taking me to battle lately... Just what are you thinking?!"

    *post picture of session KD on forums*
    "I've been in many battles lately. I must use this chance to display my might to the land."
  2. Thagyr

    TR Marketting concept:

    DA RED WUNZ GO FASTA - Warhammer