[Cynical Comedy] Hossin Rant

I like my aunt's cute little wiener dog who always piddles on the nice rug when she visits, but that doesn't make him any less skull-empty, pants-on-head retàrded, bonzo, no longer in possession of his faculties, three fries short of a happy meal, WHACKO!



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