What does each faction taste like?

NC? blueberry in whip cream

TR strawberry slurpy

VS: black licorice smoothy

This is the thread forumside has been waiting for.

Edited because no one has a mind as dirty as mine

Better than a ZOE thread if you ask me

I'll bring the whipped cream.

NC: Hot dogs and burgers on the Fourth of July .

TR: Goverment issued grain ration.

VS: An entire meal in pill form.

All factions taste the same....salty salty tears flavoured.

NC tastes like freedom (obviously)

TR tastes like bland gruel

VS tastes like a 9 volt battery

All I know is when I liked my NC friend, he wasn't happy.

NC: Cajun Chicken
TR: Plain boiled Rice
VS: Crab or Lobster .. obviously

Figure I'd be obvious here.

TR: Cherry
NC: Blueberry
VS: Spandex

NC: Burgers and Hot Dogs
TR: Military Rations (Don't diss, they're damn good)
VS: Airplane food.

I'm licking my screen right now, but I can't tell any difference between the factions

TR: Glorious medium rare porterhouse steak with roast beets and sweet potato, drizzled with a red wine jus.

NC+VS: Butt sweat and defeat.

Everyone knows the blue Gushers are the best.

NC: Blueberry crumble cobbler with whipped cream and a side of the finest apple cider.
TR: Cherry medicine
VS: Grape kool-aid.

TR: raspberry pie, or raspberry ise cream, or Hot Wings
NC: blueberry and bannana pie
VS:shnozberries, they really do taste like them, and peni of course, got to account for those ZOEs

NC: Beer
TR: Bourbon
VS: Fruit flavored vodka

NC: Burguer King
TR: McDonalds
VS: Taco Bell

ESF: Chicken
Tanks: Also Chicken
Harasser: Spoiled Chicken
ZOE: Weasel

NC: Blueberry Cheesecake
TR: Spaghetti out of a can
VS: Tofu laced with LSD