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From bad jokes and regular madness.

I see what you did there ^

How many wives does a vicar have??









Nun

Wow... just... wow....

I do love you guys.

How do you make an egg laugh?




Tell it a yolk!

Just maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨de you wipe your screen!

spampost

Why was Six afraid of Seven?




Because Seven is a registered Six Offender

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What's yellow and has fins?





Shark-infested custard of course!

Yes its a bump. No I can't pay for it

Happy Halloween - forum bump that goes bump in the night

Whats brown, smelly, and has a peak?






A Baseball Crap :-S

Beer o'clock bump.

FC, one of our many mottos being: 'No officer, I swear, it was like that when I got here!'

"That hooker was already dead when we had sex!"

Bedtime bump.

So... A horse walks in to a bar...