"Another beautiful day in Qeynos! A young, fair maiden came to my humble quarters this morn, and handed me this small book I am writing in. She said it was a gift from her mistress, and I am to write all my amazing journeys within. Well, who am I to deny all of Norrath with my martial prowess and intellectual cunning?! But where to begin? With a land such as this, and even in the fair city I call my home, there is much need for daring-do and evil slaying. I shall need to think upon this as I shine my master's armor."