How many years does it take for a new server launch to go smoothly? Oh sorry I thought you asked for a tale as old as time, my bad.
So, a necro, a druid and a bard walks into a bar. After a friendly discussion, the necro stands up and proudly exclaims, "I bet both of you I can solo that bartender and be home before dinner!". The druid chuckles and says, "That's nothing. I can solo four of those bartenders and be home before lunch!" The bard hearing this, jumps up on the bar and says, "I got you ALL beat! I can solo an entire zones worth of bartenders!". About that time, a rogue jumps out of the shadows and kills the three fools.
A ranger walks into a bar, Loading please wait... Why do gnomes laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls. I don't really know any other than that
What do Barbarian women's boobs and choo choo trains have in common? They both are made for kids but Barbarian dad's like to play with them too
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