Adapted from the Pete Seeger and Lee Hays song (probably best known by the Peter, Paul, and Mary version) If I Had A Hammer (the Hammer Song). If I had a caster (the Persona Song): If I had a caster, I'd bind in the mornin', I'd grind in the evenin', All over Norrath. I'd call some heroes, I'd buff my group bros, I'd make some toys for the personas and pet owna's, All over Norrath. If I had a rogue, I'd be sneakin' in the mornin' I'd be hidin' in the evenin' All over Norrath. Then I'd be an Ogre, Not a halfling poker, I'd be tankin' and a-spankin', smashin' and a-bashin', All over Norrath. If I had a... OOOPS sorry, we didn't finish the song yet. Buy the album and see how it turns out.
I don't understand why, but I feel like the paladin verse should have something to do with a coffee maker
Pretty tall order, but I like a challenge. If I had a Paladin, I'd slash and I'd hack, I'd drive evil back, All over Norrath. Then I'd lay on my hands. But not in a creepy way! I'm splashin' heals free like percolating coffee All over Norrath.
