RECAP YES Is it an item? Is it a physical item in the world? Is the item no drop? If Verily took this item and shoved it in his pants, would people look at him differently? NO Is it a NPC? Is it Scruffy? Is it a time period? Does it resemble a phallus? Does it resemble a phallus? (mostly no) Is it a reward for finishing a quest/achievement? Is it summoned? Is it looted off a dead npc? Is it expendable? YES but possibly misleading Does clicking the item transport you somewhere? NO but possibly misleading Is it a location? Is it a Marketplace item?
