Suggestion to add to your list... After exiting the freeway go to your local McDonalds, get in the drive thru lane, spend 20 minutes placing your order as you customize every aspect of your order. (I usually ask for 3 hamburgers each made with different condiments. Then I agonize over which size fry to buy.) When you get to the Pay window, argue about the bill and demand the manager come to apply a senior discount override. Then pay with change that you drop on the ground and have to get out of the car to pickup.