Joke for the day

Discussion in 'The Veterans' Lounge' started by Nennius, May 28, 2022.

  1. Nennius Curmudgeon

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  3. Veteran_BetaTester PIZZA!

    “I got myself good this morning too. I did my push-ups in the nude, I didn’t see the mouse trap.”
    Rodney Dangerfield
  4. Cloud the Third Augur

    2010 - 100$ bill and bitcoin for 0.05 or take a girl out on a nice date
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    2023 - Sitting at home alone playing EQ and wife yelling at you to fix something with achievements completed 4244/4250
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  5. Nennius Curmudgeon

    This fresco was found in the ruins of Pompeii. The logo is small, but…

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  6. Herf Augur

    This is pretty sad actually. I don't know if it's still there, but at one time there was a very large and very expensive, multi layer 'yacht' in a marina on San Francisco Bay, in the town of Alameda. The boat sat there, moored, for over a year. It was covered with sea salt, bird crap, and dirt, and the canvas cover was sun bleached. The boat was named, and I'm not even joking here, the "Dot Com." Apparently the guy who owned it got divorced and either his wife got ownership of the boat, or it was disputed property.
  7. Iven the Lunatic

    Pizza ! There seems to be a small skull below the left part of the blood sauce bowl. Could be from Castle Mistmoore or the Akheva Ruins. The logo is better visible now. :cool:

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  8. Iven the Lunatic

    The notorious Kim Dotcom ? He did let apply kim.com onto his boats.

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    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/jan/27/kim-dotcom-model-yacht-fat-bloke

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  12. Iven the Lunatic

    Nennius and his son ? :) But wait,.. where has the beard gone ? :eek:
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  14. Svann2 The Magnificent

    Good Morning!
    You've come to the right place.
    Oh, hi boss.
  15. Iven the Lunatic

    Kansas in da house. :p
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  17. Nennius Curmudgeon

    San Diego this weekend.

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  19. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Not a joke, but more of a comment about those who keep life going.

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