Joke for the day

Discussion in 'The Veterans' Lounge' started by Nennius, May 28, 2022.

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  1. Iven the Lunatic

    Just put garden nomes into your lawn, and fake floor carpets.
    Iven, Oct 19, 2023
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  2. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Like this?

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    Nennius, Oct 19, 2023
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  3. Metanis Bad Company

    Suggestion to add to your list...

    After exiting the freeway go to your local McDonalds, get in the drive thru lane, spend 20 minutes placing your order as you customize every aspect of your order. (I usually ask for 3 hamburgers each made with different condiments. Then I agonize over which size fry to buy.)

    When you get to the Pay window, argue about the bill and demand the manager come to apply a senior discount override. Then pay with change that you drop on the ground and have to get out of the car to pickup.
    Metanis, Oct 19, 2023
    #143
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  4. Knifen Augur

    Who hurt you so bad in life?
    Knifen, Oct 19, 2023
    #144
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  5. Iven the Lunatic

    Not scary enough. Try that one:


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    Iven, Oct 19, 2023
    #145
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  6. Nennius Curmudgeon

    And then write a scathing review online and demand free food for life.
    Nennius, Oct 19, 2023
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  7. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Time for a sing along. All together now!

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    Nennius, Oct 19, 2023
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  8. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Personally, I think Absor is aging rather well. :p
    Nennius, Oct 19, 2023
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  9. Nennius Curmudgeon

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    Nennius, Oct 20, 2023
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    Nennius, Oct 21, 2023
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    Nennius, Oct 26, 2023
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    Nennius, Oct 27, 2023
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    Nennius, Oct 30, 2023
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    Nennius, Nov 6, 2023
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  15. Nennius Curmudgeon

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    Nennius, Nov 17, 2023
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    Nennius, Nov 24, 2023
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  17. Skuz I am become Wrath, the Destroyer of Worlds.

    in my mind's eye I saw a shared speech bubble with just one word in it...


    No.
    Skuz, Nov 24, 2023
    #157
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  18. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Nennius, Nov 28, 2023
    #158 Last edited by Nennius, Nov 28, 2023
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  19. Nennius Curmudgeon

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    Nennius, Nov 30, 2023
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    Nennius, Dec 21, 2023
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