I think that's just PoK in general. On Povar the buff/lag pile is in the Guild Lobby with not many people in PoK and the "make all" still bugs out for us there. I think the Lobby location works pretty good, if you use the Throne Port it ports you in on the opposite side of the chair from where the lag pile is so it's not bad zoning in and you can run around the side halls and where the corpse summoners are just fine.
So I have heard what some good places are and some good reasons for them. The second part is short of some huge General chat (flame roast troll) channel, what is a good enticement for getting players to move.
Coercive measures will not be applied. Are you kidding? Im not just saying no dont do it; Im saying no they would never do that. Why do you keep thinking they would? Or are you just poking the forum to get a response?
I still like the idea someone came up with to just have buff npcs of every buff class standing around the outside edges of the Lobby. Hail that mob, it gives you the appropriate level buff for that class and move on.
Id say make it a room connected to the lobby but not in the lobby. Or if they do then make it so I can bind in the guild hall so I dont need to deal with it.
Could put it anywhere. There would be no reason to stick around in that area after, since you know you will get whatever buff you wanted.