That isn't how computers work, you watch too many movies friend. Servers don't "fry" in 2015.
No, no it wasn't. I didn't do age of conan. But I did Diablo 3. I logged on the same day at least. Not 3 days later. Hyperbole on both sides...
Is there a level above "All Access" that we need to subscribe to before we get to play?
The pats on the back may be a bit premature, as there are still many (hundreds?) that cannot play.
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