If you place a doll of the same race as the NPC on a shelf at Christmastime (or any time really) will it's race and location rhyme?
RECAP (because I'm starting to get confused) YES NPC Mammal Unique - only one of this particular NPC In original EQ a playable race the playable race can be a bard has a gender Is it a guard? (Not by name, but you could argue the npc is a guard based on lore. We'll go with yes, but this may be misleading) Is the NPC in a newbie zone? That is, somewhere close to a city that you could reasonably kill stuff for xp at some stage between 1-20. Other than hills or mountains, is there more than one elevation in the zone where NPC is found?... I am thinking of tunnels or buildings with stairs or ramps Is the NPC outdoors? (as in, sky above their head, not as in "outdoor zone") Is the NPC on Antonica? NO Phallus - not relevant to the answer, but probably has one Place Cloth cap If you hail it, does it respond In the game for the purpose of being killed - not really, but it's able to be killed so why not? Wears a dress Is it an elf? Does the answer to this game have any relation to your Beef game? Does the zone in which the NPC reside in contain a why? Is the NPC in Freeport? Is NPC in a "home city"? Okay, is there a “Y” then? Sargent Slate? Does the zone that the NPC is in contain a PoK book? With basic factions is NPC aggro to players of "good" races? If you place a doll of the same race as the NPC on a shelf at Christmastime (or any time really) will it's race and location rhyme? Is there a “Y” in the NPC’s name? Is NPC small? Are there gnolls in the zone?
Is there a gigantic phallus shaped (or at least a resemblance) structure in the zone in which this NPC is located?
It's possible. It does have sand, but it's not a desert. Does he like sand? I don't think he does after growing up on Tattooine