And yet I'm still typing!!! Zod: The only candidate fit for the job. (Seriously broken neck and still kicking? He's got my vote.)
Kind of surprised Night Hunterr isn't claiming himself as WonderBird to be on the obviously-gonna-win Zod/Bird team. Owls are birds and they hunt at night. Predatory Nocturnal Ornithoid. It's a stretch, but it kind of works...
Oh love the idea! Your now my personal assistant who does everything while I sit on a chair and get fat.
/tell Superman yeah that bum tried to use laser vision on me ok and also thanksgiving is coming up so...take care of the bird if you know what I mean.