Who Needs Votes? (Ask Derp)

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by CarlynnCarnage, Apr 7, 2015.

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  1. CarlynnCarnage 10000 Post Club

    I am the Queen. I do not need to wait for votes to do as I please! No one has the monopoly on questions! So I am going to ask Derp questions, and you should too! By order of the Queen! :D Wahahahahahahaha!

    Why are you so awesomely evil?

    What is your favorite color?

    Who is your favorite redhead?

    How do you get your Derpstache so curly?
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    CarlynnCarnage, Apr 7, 2015
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  2. Quantum Edge Steadfast Player

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    Quantum Edge, Apr 7, 2015
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  3. CarlynnCarnage 10000 Post Club

    It is not a question, but I love that cat! :D
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    CarlynnCarnage, Apr 7, 2015
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  4. Quantum Edge Steadfast Player

    This is better;
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    Quantum Edge, Apr 7, 2015
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  5. CarlynnCarnage 10000 Post Club

    Yes!!!
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    CarlynnCarnage, Apr 7, 2015
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  6. CarlynnCarnage 10000 Post Club

    This will not work though if Derp does not answer questions though. :(
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    CarlynnCarnage, Apr 7, 2015
    #6 Last edited by CarlynnCarnage, Apr 7, 2015

  7. bareheiny 10000 Post Club

    <_< >_>

    When will the cursed Sun finally be extinguished?

    And what are you planning to do about the vampires (flightless and otherwise)?
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    bareheiny, Apr 7, 2015
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  8. Sage-Rapha Steadfast Player

    What is your favorite food?
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    Sage-Rapha, Apr 7, 2015
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  9. Lights Derp Loyal Player

    You can't tell me what to do!

    But I choose to answer questions so I will lol
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    Lights Derp, Apr 7, 2015
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  10. Lights Derp Loyal Player

    1. The mustache does it lol

    2. Black but that isn't a colour so red.

    3. Why the Queen of course!

    4. I bathe it in the blood of the innocent.
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    Lights Derp, Apr 7, 2015
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  11. Lights Derp Loyal Player

    Ask away
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    Lights Derp, Apr 7, 2015
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  12. Lights Derp Loyal Player

    I'm answering
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    Lights Derp, Apr 7, 2015
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  13. CarlynnCarnage 10000 Post Club

    Yays! :D
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    CarlynnCarnage, Apr 7, 2015
    #13 Last edited by CarlynnCarnage, Apr 7, 2015

  14. Lights Derp Loyal Player

    1. Once I can figure out how to get the intense radiation blast to phase through those I want to survive without it harming them.

    2. Befriend them of course! And if that fails always have a super soaker handy because running water kills Vampires.
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    Lights Derp, Apr 7, 2015
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  15. Lights Derp Loyal Player

    I don't really have a favorite food. But I will say Breakfast, it's the most important meal of the day.
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    Lights Derp, Apr 7, 2015
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  16. bareheiny 10000 Post Club

    I don't like vampires...especially the flightless ones. They creep me out with their creepiness.

    Running water huh? Well...that's probably where I've been going wrong....I just been smacking them in the face with a shovel.


    So....if you were a Smurf (of any gender), why would Gargamel be so inept and not listen to Azrael?
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    bareheiny, Apr 7, 2015
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  17. Sage-Rapha Steadfast Player

    You still need a barista?
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    Sage-Rapha, Apr 7, 2015
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  18. Lights Derp Loyal Player

    Yes there are a few sure fire ways to rid yourself of vampires. But running water is always your best bet if you don't have a way of synthesizing day light.

    I don't remember much of the smurfs or much of my childhood at all. So I'm just going to say cause he's stupid
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    Lights Derp, Apr 7, 2015
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  19. Lights Derp Loyal Player

    Fun fact.

    Derps need a steady stream of caffeine to survive. The caffeine can be substituted for alcohol, specifically beer or burbons, but caffeine is what primarily sustains them.
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    Lights Derp, Apr 7, 2015
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  20. bareheiny 10000 Post Club

    :eek: there's more than one Derp?

    Do they all have magnificant moustaches?
    Is there a secret to growing them (the moustaches, not the Derps)?
    What would happen if a gaggle (or is it a murder) of Derps gathered in one spot (aside from there being a sudden dearth of caffine and alcohol)?
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    bareheiny, Apr 7, 2015
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