!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MelvinPox hops on his pogostick, now armed with rocket launchers and an air bag. He stealthily makes his way to the frontlines.
With a sigh, he pushes the big, blue button...
...
and accidentally clones himself...
...
again.
"Wrong button," he says to himself.
Slowly, he moves his finger to the small, green button and, ignoring the incoherant babbling of his newest clone, NumbPox, he presses it.
A single, solitary missile launches into the air, causing the air bag to deploy and MelvinPox to fall down. Getting to his feet quickly, he watches as the missile soars towards the dwelling place of the recently coronated, YodaDog.
Melvin wipes a tear from the corner of his eye.
The first salvo is away.

War has come to Joker's Funhouse.

NumbPox picks his wedgy...

HAving been rescued The Kitsune creeps through the shadows with his weapons making him look like a walking quizinart he easily lops off the head of the newest Melvin Clone.
"Sorry Melvin but the clone have got to go." He wispers

The stepping back into the shadows He starts making his way to the Generals Quarters.

Zod orders his forces to board the battleships.

NumbPox's wedgy will remain forever unpicked.

As batwing sends in his cat Mage ... War has begun

And his forces ask him "Is it okay to stop kneeling while we do that sir? We look kind of silly shuffling across the dock like this."

Pharaoh makes frantic trips to both sides selling weapons to one side and then the defenses for them to the next. Then he sells the defenses to the defenses to the other side. Then he sells the defenses to the defenses of the defenses to the other side. Then he sells the defenses to the defenses to the..........(you get the picture.)

Haven't you heard? There is no kneeling with the new me, so stop distracting me Melvin and go fetch me a soda.

Whew...sounds like you could use a few more employees. Offering MelvinPox clones for the price of one kitten apiece.

Zod launches the attack on Yodas' forces

I'm good. I got a partner Which reminds me.....

But Melvin could not obey. He was still on the battlefield, mourning the death of his most recent clone, and watching his recently launched missile impact with YodaDog's stronghold. He winces at the heat and force of the blast.
"Surely none could survive that," he thinks. "War over. Time for pie."
Mmmm....pie.

Kitsune snack times over! Time to make some sales!

There's no w in not.

Ooh battleships! Pricey!!!!

Potato&Panda Inc.
We will sink your battleship with our battleships!

Annnnnd.........Touchdownnnnn!!!!! This war is almost over.

I see no 'w'.

There's one in war.

As Melvin ate his pie, his tongue became green and swollen.
"Poison!" he thought. "Mmmm....poison."
And then...
...
MelvinPoxWasDead.

Dun..dun...DUN!!!!

And the crowd goes wild!!!!!