Quote thread

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by BƖack, Mar 27, 2024.

  1. BƖack Dedicated Player

    Let's make this thread the best thread about quotes. :)

    I'll start first:

    Quote: "Never promise yourself a Golden Mountains, because it'll never be... as you want it to be... i.e PERFECT, there're always a stairs."



    I'm passing it on...
  2. Owlman 2 Well-Known Player

    " I'm leaving and never coming back and so should you".
    DCUO forum cipcakes. 2024. Last week.
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  3. FoolsFire Devoted Player

    “Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.” - Saint Augustine
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  4. Bowieite Active Player

    That is just a paraphrase of Mick Jagger.
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  5. Bowieite Active Player

    Everyone should cut their losses.- saint Lorena Bobbitt
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  6. Bowieite Active Player

    Do you like gladiator movies, Joey?
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  7. Bowieite Active Player

    37?
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  8. BƖack Dedicated Player

    "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." -Walt Disney
  9. BƖack Dedicated Player

    "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt
  10. Bowieite Active Player

    What have they done to the earth?
    What have they done to our fair sister?
    Ravaged and plundered and ripped her and bit her
    Stuck her with knives in the side of the dawn
    And tied her with fences and dragged her down
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  11. Bowieite Active Player

    Tarzan
    Wasn't a ladies' man
    He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm like that
    Quick as a cat
    In the jungle

    But Clark Kent
    Now there was a real gent
    He would not be caught sittin' around in no junglescape,
    Dumb as an ape
    Doing nothing

    Superman never made any money
    For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
    And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him

    Hey Bob,
    Supe had a straight job
    Even though he could have smashed through any bank in the United States,
    Well he had the strength,
    But he would not

    Folks said
    His family were all dead
    Planet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself to carry on,
    Forget Krypton,
    And keep going

    Superman never made any money
    For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
    And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him

    Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes
    But he could hardly string together four words "I Tarzan, You Jane"

    Sometimes when
    Supe was stopping crimes
    I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back on man
    Join Tarzan
    In the forest

    But he
    Stayed in the city,
    And kept on changing clothes in dirty old phone booths 'til his work was through
    And nothing to do
    But go on home

    Superman never made any money
    For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
    And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him

    And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him
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  12. Bowieite Active Player

    You say you want a revolution
    Well, you know
    We all want to change the world
    You tell me that it's evolution
    Well, you know
    Weall want to change the world

    But when you talk about destruction
    Don't you know that you can count me out

    Don't you know it's gonna be alright
    Alright, alright

    You say you got a real solution
    Well, you know
    We'd all love to see the plan
    You ask me for a contribution
    Well, you know
    We're all doing what we can

    But if you want money for people with minds that hate
    All I can tell you is brother you have to wait

    Don't you know it's gonna be alright
    Alright, alright, al...

    You say you'll change the constitution
    Well, you know
    We all want to change your head
    You tell me it's the institution
    Well, you know
    You'd better free your mind instead

    But if you go carrying pictures of donald trump
    You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow

    Don't you know it's gonna be alright
    Alright, alright
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  13. Bowieite Active Player

    If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve-Jello Biafra
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  14. Bowieite Active Player

    Take my love, take my land,
    Take me where I cannot stand.
    I don't care, I'm still free,
    You can't take the sky from me.

    Take me out to the black,
    Tell them I ain't comin back.
    Burn the land and boil the sea,
    You can't take the sky from me.

    There's no place, I can be,
    Since I've found Serenity.

    And you can't take the sky from me.
    -Joss " misogynist" Whedon
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  15. Bowieite Active Player

    Let the sweet fresh breezes heal me
    As they rove around the girth
    Of our lovely mother planet
    Of the cool, green hills of Earth.

    We've tried each spinning space mote
    And reckoned its true worth:
    Take us back again to the homes of men
    On the cool, green hills of Earth.

    The arching sky is calling
    Spacemen back to their trade.
    ALL HANDS! STAND BY! FREE FALLING!
    And the lights below us fade.

    Out ride the sons of Terra,
    Far drives the thundering jet,
    Up leaps a race of Earthmen,
    Out, far, and onward yet ---

    We pray for one last landing
    On the globe that gave us birth;
    Let us rest our eyes on the fleecy skies
    And the cool, green hills of Earth.
    - RAH
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  16. BƖack Dedicated Player

    "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." -Albert Einstein
  17. Arwen Skywalker Loyal Player

    "You should meditate mate to calm down your inner anger and helplessness." --Black
  18. >>>KIra<<< Dedicated Player

    "Never Give up without a Fight"...Prince Zuko
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  19. Arwen Skywalker Loyal Player

    "Every 20 or so minutes I get kicked out of the game and a error message comes up. I have to log back in" -- >>>Kira<<<
  20. BƖack Dedicated Player

    "Fridays won't be the same anymore." - Arwen Skywalker