What do you do when you are prank called or just called by someone you don't know? I want funny conversations and situations. Here are some of my most recent: This one happened literally two minutes ago: Person: "Hi, I'm ____ from the Institute of California. We are conducting a survey for citizens of California to..." Me (demonic Batman voice): "I'm not in California!" Person: "Oh... Well, I'm sorry to bother you, sir." Me (still in demonic Batman voice): "What makes you think I'm a man?!?" Another one: Me (regular voice): "Joe's Hoes, what can I do you for?" Person: *hangs up* One more: Person: "Hey, this is ______. Is _____ there?" Me (demon voice): "No. How have you contacted me?" Person: "Who is this?" Me (demonic voice): "This is Satan." Person: "Oh &%$@!" *hangs up* What are yours?