Bored at work.

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by The Bad Guy, Feb 9, 2023.

  1. The Bad Guy Well-Known Player

    The Bad Guy is sitting in his office at work and is bored. The Bad One would like to share a true story about what is going on with him in DCUO. Not many people who don't play video games would believe this story.
    The Bay Guy has played this game since the launch of this great game. The Bad one still has the discs from the PC and the Ps3 that came with the Batman statue. Your villain of the decade had no idea what he was doing when he started. He had no clue on what to do after level 30. Then one day he ran into a guy that thought him how to really play this game. The Bad Guy was hooked. The Bad one had a toon on every server. BWR and TKJ were his favorites. After the hack Sony gave out a Batman inspired mask. Right before the server merger this guy asked the Bad Guy to join his league and Play as Batman in his Justice League because of the mask. In that league was a woman who played as Zatanna and we became great friends. The leader of the league was obsessed with Super boy and the show Smallville. The woman suggested we leave with some other league mates and start our own league. She only played because her boyfriend played and he was away for a while working. When he came home we became fast friends because of our love of Batman. That is the into on how this story starts.

    So, after 2 years of playing, the league leader (the woman) thought we should bring in new members. So, we all went out and stood in front of Lil Bo. People were in awe of the Bad Guy's Batman inspired mask. They all wanted to know where he got it. Then the Bad one got a tell from someone playing a robin inspired toon. He asked if he could join the league and wanted to be just like the Villain of the decade. We took him in with open arms. The Bad Guy personally trained him in Pve and Pvp. He got very good at both. The thing is he never got on the mic but he was a fast leaner. As time went by, part of his training was to collect exo's for the Bad Guy in Pvp open world. The Bad One kept all exo's except the blue ones. He let robin keep those as a reward. If he needed red ones he had to do it on his own time. That taught him responsibility and discipline. That is what great mentors do. We truly became a dynamic duo. or so the Bad Guy thought,



    The league was doing great, We became a family. Everybody was at top CR and all our gear was modded. Our league leader (the woman) was ranked number 1 healer in the game for weeks. Our Tank was ranked number 5. Things couldn't have been better, but something was missing. The Bad Guy was getting tired of being a hero. The hero side was always complaining. Always needy. They always gave up in open world Pvp when the villains attacked. They would hide behind the robots outside the PD or go running inside because of fear. The majority of the league did Pvp mainly because of the feats, but the Bad One loved it. The leader's now husband and robin did to. Again, the league was maxed out with nothing to do. That is when it hit the Bad Guy. Create a villain. The Bad one convinced his leader and other members to join his villain league and we became the Crime Syndicate. As a Batman fan it was only natural the Bad guy would be Owlman. The legend of the Peoples Bad Guy was born. The people got their wish. A villain they needed and also deserved. We had 8 members in the league. The Bad guy gave up leadership to his hero leader ( the woman) and she became Super Woman. We had 2 of the big 3 in the league but no Ultraman. That is when Robin said he wanted to be Ultraman. The Bad Guy was shocked. The Bad One told him he was expected to be Talon, the evil version of Robin. The Bad Guy asked why would he want to be an alien from another planet. We are humans with no powers. Just our hands and a plan. The Bad Guy said in 2 years he could upgrade to Deathwing but NOOO that wasn't good enough for him. The Bad Guy refused to give into his demands. He was going to be Talon or he wouldn't be in the Crime Syndicate at all. That is when the problems started.

    The league just got out league hall and everything was fine. The league was taking some time off for the holidays. Not the Bad Guy. He started to play as his villain more than his hero. The Bad Guy joined a couple of DCUO face Book groups and promoted his brand all across the world. He got into with it with a Hero league that would try and hunt down the Bad Guy in Gotham in the Pvp server. The was a lot of smack talking in Face Book. So the Bad Guy joined their league on an alt and was among them for months. On New Years eve they were all out drinking and parting like corrupt hero's that didn't care. That is when the Bad Guy waited to strike. He went into their league base and stole every thing from their banks. He streamed it live on Youtube. The Bad Guy told Robin about it and thought he would get a kick out of that and learn something about what it takes to be a TRUE villain. He did learn because a week later he robbed our hero league bank of everything. The league leader was on and she caught him in the act. She asked him what he was doing and he got on mic and cursed her out and made lewd comments to her. It turned out he was only 14. She was old enough to be his grandmother. He stole everything and swore his revenge. He joined a new league full of women and would hunt down the Bad Guy's villain every night. To bad for him they weren't on the same level as the Villain of the decade. Night after night he was defeated by the Peoples Bad guy and again he swore revenge. He said he was leaving DCUO and was never coming back. That was the last time the Bad One would have contact with him. That was years ago. He was gone, or so the Bad Guy thought.

    Skip to 2020 in the start of the Pandemic. Everyone was put on lockdown. Many people from both the hero and villain league stopped playing the game. There are only 4 of us left. You would think the Bad One would have all the time in the world to play but no. He is an essential worker in the greatest city known to man. New York City. The Bad One was working 12 hour shifts to protect the people of NYC. DCUO had to wait. The Bad Guy would still come on 5v5 and talk to his friends but not really play the game that much until 2022. It is now 2023 and the Bad Guy is running 3 mains and leveling them up. He has gotten them to 391. Over the Years dozens of people have tried to mimic the Bad Guy in 5v5 and trade chat. 3 weeks ago the Bad One was in there on a late night after drinking and watching football early on in the evening. Then a voice came on the chat. The Bad One thought if just another copy cat. He had the same name as the Bad One but he had the letters 1M in front of it. The he started saying things that only a person that the Bad One knows. It was Robin. He now tries to do The Bad Guy's voice and wears the same outfit as the Bad One. He even talks in 3rd person. He said he never left the game and followed everything The Bad One has done. He has been in 5v5 for years listening to the Bad One speak. He sends scrims 8 times a day and tells claiming revenge will be his. He is not doing it in a creepy way, he is just having fun but he is still salty. Well that's the Bad Guy's story. Back to work.
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  2. Drathmor Unwavering Player

    oh the villain of the decade bit got me every time lol

    yea you play a mmo long enough this kind of thing is bound to happen
    and I have had many similar experience's
    I cant back you on the stealing from the league bank thing as that's pretty low
    (as the villain of the decade i guess fits, but still)
    but for all the rest yea I have for sure seen this stuff happen
    even the taking someone under your wing. the teaching them the ins and outs of everything and them later becoming a monster.

    great story I can relate.

    side note: I thought you were leading to relation ship between you and the league leader who had a boyfriend and the controversy that would ensue as I have seen that dynamic play out also
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  3. Emoney Dedicated Player

    I was on that night when the 1M guy made his appearance lol. Oh, and ummm, whatcha doing with that batman cowl, I'll take it lol. ;)
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  4. The Bad Guy Well-Known Player

    The Bad Guy gave everything back to them. We became friends after that.