Lotta tension lately, let’s play a game.

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by Trykz, Dec 1, 2021.

  1. FoolsFire Devoted Player

    Granted! But they only aggro GCPD officers when the pets are protesting.

    I wish every time we complete a set of end game gear we get a cutscene like the 1980's movie workout montages.
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  2. Leeerooy Well-Known Player

    Wish granted ^



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  3. Trykz Dedicated Player

    Granted but the cut scenes aren’t skippable and are 20 minutes long lol.

    I wish we still rolled on some form of loot in game .
  4. Zero303 Well-Known Player

    granted but its only old used socks from superheroes and villains.

    i wish people wasnt so elitistic in the game, and be more laidback.
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  5. Trykz Dedicated Player

    Granted but now we’ll never get those elite feats lol

    I wish the devs weren’t so shy about their toons in the game (if they actually play that is lol)
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  6. metal1ix Well-Known Player

    Granted, but they have the ability to one-shot you if you challenge them to a duel.

    I wish we could craft storage satchels so we don't have to worry about inventory cramping.
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  7. FoolsFire Devoted Player

    Granted! But PETA protests them not being made from free-range pixels.

    I wish the eyes of the forum avatars would follow our cursor around.
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  8. SuperEpik Well-Known Player

    Granted but when they stare blankly at you when you're not moving your cursor around.

    I wish for purple nth metal to drop.
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  9. FoolsFire Devoted Player

    Granted! But it only drops in non-seasonal Vaults.

    I wish DCUO had an offline client so you could change your style while the game was down.
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  10. Zero303 Well-Known Player

    granted but it will cost double replay badges.

    i wish dcuo had more mentors to choose from.
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  11. Trykz Dedicated Player

    Granted but they only offer missions in pvp phase.

    I wish all base items were account bound.
  12. metal1ix Well-Known Player

    Granted, but because all base items are account bound, all current base items in the broker bounce back to the user, and you're forced to use Shared Storage to ensure you can transport said base items to your alternate characters.

    I wish there were Elite Versions of every mission from the beginning of DCUO all the way to current content.
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  13. Trykz Dedicated Player

    Granted but they only drop fate tokens as rewards.

    I wish elite generator mods were reworked to be an actual boost.
  14. metal1ix Well-Known Player

    Granted, but they cost the latest currency to get them, and only have a life span of 30 days before needing to be replaced.

    I wish we had a wiki of styles you can't find as a drop.
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  15. SuperEpik Well-Known Player

    Granted but it takes forever to update, and its poorly written.
    I wish....crap i can't think up of anything. Uh, cheaper allies?
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  16. metal1ix Well-Known Player

    Granted, but ally fortification materials becomes 25% more expensive.
    I wish we could punch a super hero of our choice in the hall of legends (and don't worry, you can have a choice as well, heroes.)
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  17. Trykz Dedicated Player

    Granted but when they punch back it breaks your armor

    I wish we could have the names of players and leagues that were banned lol
  18. FoolsFire Devoted Player

    Granted! But all content will include a cutscene at the end of each boss fight where they'll laugh and point at you saying, "Yeah, but you were all banned!"

    I wish they'd do a Justice League International DLC where the main area to get missions is their casino Club JLI.
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  19. metal1ix Well-Known Player

    Granted, but their mission rewards are purely RNG to fit the casino club theme.

    I wish we could find stabilizer fragments in Elite Content.
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  20. Ryazan Dedicated Player

    Granted, but you have to greed/need it with the group.

    I wish allies used different poses in the Ally Menu.
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