For me it would be: Lemon High When you get so high off your *** you think your a lemon, and want to juice yourself. Another possible effect of the Lemon High is the creation of random non-existent foods. Girl : Whoah.... I want those turtles in my dolphin show! Guy : Lady, what the hell are you talking about?! Girl : I have no idea, I have a Lemon High, and I just want to juice myself!
"you think your a lemon, and want to juice yourself." That part makes me blush stupidly. Yeah, so kinky XD
I can't get high. If I lose track of my wits even briefly, the result is either me in a mental ward or prison.
No drugs for me, not needed.... If I want to feel mellow with a case of the munchies I'll ask my wife to fix me a bourbon and bake cookies.. if I wanted to feel edgy, nervous and paranoid I'll just go to work...lol
I have lived a very dynamic life. Ive spent a lot of time at concerts, backstage, I was a paramedic, etc When I tell people that I have never done any illegal drugs, not even smoked a joint, they dont believe me. But, it is true. If I had a vice, it was beer. I love my beer, especially microbrews that are black lagers or with coffee or dark chocolate infused during the brewing. NUM!
Have you tried the Sweet Baby Jesus Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter yet ?? Holy Moly its good, its like drinking a damn Chocolate Peanut Butter cup. Usually I'm not one for sweet drinks and/or sweet beer, but this one if friggin goooooood !!!!