Let's Make A Story! Part 3

the same bar of soap that hit him.......

Which really pissed him off so he puked blood on everyone.

A mysterious hooded figure arrived on the scene, he then pulled down his hood revealing himself as...

Mr. Mxyzpltk.

Looking around the place, he said.

"Wow. And here I was thinking I was the random and senseless one! What the hell is going on?"

He walked forward, passing Atrocitus. "´Sup, Angry-Face?" Atrocitus couldn´t believe the nerve that this inter-galatic imp had, and he got back up on his feet, screaming "you shall not mock me! FEAR MY RAGE!". He opened his mouth, preparing to launch another jet of burning blasma.... but instead, he vomited ladybugs, butterflies and Scrabble pieces.

Next, Mxyzpltk passed Giganta and turned her into a mini-Giganta, right before he picked up the soap, turned into a Franziskaner beer and chugged it in 2 seconds flat.

After letting go of a burp that ended with the melody of the Moonlight Sonata, he looked around again and said:

"So... anyone care to tell me what´s going on around here?"

Shaveric walked forward, and said

"Is there a problem sir?" as he.......

Punched him the face for that race that Mxyzpltk constantly messes you up in for St. Patrick's Day.

A which point Mr. Mxyzpltk revealed his true form (from the Superman Alan Moore story - natch) and inverted Shaveric. Which is as bad as it sounds.

But then...in the distance....

Stood a person eating a donut made of....

Chocolate. Behind this person was a girl named.............

Piper Pickled Pepper.........

And she insulted the Gods by running around naked, holding a broom made out of solid gold while yelling....

"Klaatu Barada Nikto!"

Which meant.....

Everyone was.........

going to........

Start......

shaving the hair off there chinny chin chin...after

They bought