Keep them clean please. What do a cat and a scoreboard chaser have in common? They both go pew, pew, pew. What is the difference between a cat and a scoreboard chaser? The cat knows he stinks.
why does noone like to play card games with the joker? because he only plays card games where the joker wins...
how did the waynes got so rich? because it was the parents who told bruce that if there is even the slightest chance for something to happen, he should have to take it as an absolute certainty... they also played the lottery....