Jokes

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by Gimpy, Dec 6, 2016.

  1. Gimpy Loyal Player

    Keep them clean please.

    What do a cat and a scoreboard chaser have in common?

    They both go pew, pew, pew.
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    What is the difference between a cat and a scoreboard chaser?

    The cat knows he stinks.
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    Gimpy, Dec 6, 2016
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  2. montazumas revenge Devoted Player

    A cat goes "pew"?
    What? Does the cat have a lisp ?
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    montazumas revenge, Dec 6, 2016
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  3. Voaxghost Well-Known Player

    Superman Returns
    Voaxghost, Dec 6, 2016
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  4. montazumas revenge Devoted Player

    Ghost Rider 1 n 2
    Green Lantern
    Catwoman
    Bale batmans
    montazumas revenge, Dec 6, 2016
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  5. CHUD Loyal Player

    The Mummy with Tom Cruise
    CHUD, Dec 6, 2016
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  6. stärnbock Devoted Player

    why does noone like to play card games with the joker? because he only plays card games where the joker wins...
    stärnbock, Dec 6, 2016
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  7. stärnbock Devoted Player

    how did the waynes got so rich?
    because it was the parents who told bruce that
    if there is even the slightest chance for something to happen,
    he should have to take it as an absolute certainty...
    they also played the lottery....
    stärnbock, Dec 6, 2016
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  8. bareheiny 10000 Post Club

    I logged into DCUO the other day.



    <_< >_>

    Ok...that was more of a tragedy than a joke.
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    bareheiny, Dec 7, 2016
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  9. montazumas revenge Devoted Player

    Did u feel that shock wave?
    montazumas revenge, Dec 7, 2016
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  10. Wade Spalding Loyal Player

    [IMG]
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    Wade Spalding, Dec 7, 2016
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