Last one to post wins

I finally get it.

Zod, run, he intends to fatten you!

I'm gonna die fat. Really really fat.

Just saying"NO" works for more than just drugs

Who can say no to cookies and milk?
Not me *drool*

I'd rather die fat than not eat cookies at every opportunity.
I haz my priorities straight.

Fat'n'happy.

I can, say it all the time

I feel sorry for you,
saying no to cookies.

I bet you've said no to bacon too.

Yes I have Mr bacon

Mmmm, just had some scromelette and bacon for breakfast (that's a cross between 'scrambled eggs' and an 'omelette', typically done in a microwave)

Bacon wrapped bell peppers with cream cheese stuffing.

Never tried that, have very simple tastes due to having very good taste-memory

It's not something I've had very often.
Maybe three times in my lifetime.

Everytime I do have it though,
it's sinfully delicious.

At least the way my sister makes it, it is.

Just here to say that Bow Sting is giving stuff away, pm him in-game! He has everything, y'all! everything!

To salty, and have a hard time eating it with no teeth, so yeah, I sayeth no to the pig

You do realise you can have a bacon-smoothie, don't you?

You hath no teeth?

That's rough...

I hear in tijuana they make false teeth out of the same stuff plates are made out of,
and they aren't just dentures- they're like, drilled in.

My mother had that done.

Now her options are still limited because she's diabetic,
but she can chew food.

Medicare doesn't cover dental , my sup insurance will only cover certain things, believe it or not, dentures are considered "vanity" so only a very small °/° is covered

I know.

My three front teeth have been f*cked for almost two years now.

Vanity. HA!
Greedy bastards...

Oh so u r the one...

???