Who Needs Votes? (Ask Derp)

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by CarlynnCarnage, Apr 7, 2015.

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  1. CarlynnCarnage 10000 Post Club

    Oh maybe it's a murder of Derps like crows! Or an unkindness of Derps like ravens!
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    CarlynnCarnage, Apr 7, 2015
    #21

  2. Lights Derp Loyal Player

    I am the last Derptonian. There could only be one.

    Yes all Derps had mustaches it's a racial feature.

    The secret to growing a mustache is coffee, cigarettes, booze, blood of the innocent, and video games.

    If a group of Derps were to get together they would consume all the caffeine and alcohol in the area while playing video games. This would continue until only one derp was left. It is our way.
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    Lights Derp, Apr 7, 2015
    #22

  3. Lights Derp Loyal Player

    There is no English word for a gathering of Derps.
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    Lights Derp, Apr 7, 2015
    #23

  4. CarlynnCarnage 10000 Post Club

    We should make one! What English word would you like to be the official term for a gathering of Derps?
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    CarlynnCarnage, Apr 7, 2015
    #24

  5. montazumas revenge Devoted Player

    Anyone else notice the elastic band connected to the stash?
    I think he slips it on to hide his face that is hung in the post office, ashamed it's hung in a place no one goes to, and they r only offering dollar store coupons for a reward
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    montazumas revenge, Apr 7, 2015
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  6. Lights Derp Loyal Player

    A teapot.
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    Lights Derp, Apr 7, 2015
    #26

  7. CarlynnCarnage 10000 Post Club

    LMAO! I wish I could like that more then once for how much that just made me laugh! LOLOLOLOL!
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    CarlynnCarnage, Apr 7, 2015
    #27

  8. Lights Derp Loyal Player

    Villains that are good at there job don't get caught for there true crimes, only for the lesser alibi crimes.
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    Lights Derp, Apr 7, 2015
    #28

  9. CarlynnCarnage 10000 Post Club

    Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a Teapot of Derps!
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    CarlynnCarnage, Apr 7, 2015
    #29

  10. CarlynnCarnage 10000 Post Club

    I like it! :D
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    CarlynnCarnage, Apr 7, 2015
    #30

  11. Quantum Edge Steadfast Player

    if I cook and eat myself, will I become twice as big, or disappear?

    [IMG]
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    Quantum Edge, Apr 7, 2015
    #31

  12. montazumas revenge Devoted Player

    LoL, reminds me of Gina's booster kitty
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    montazumas revenge, Apr 7, 2015
    #32

  13. DarkVisor 15000 Post Club

    2. How can you say that? Who told you such a blatant lie? :eek:

    4. But... doesn't the innocent blood smell so horrid? o_O
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    DarkVisor, Apr 8, 2015
    #33

  14. Slade Wilson Devoted Player

    Now that you have a "Ask Derp" thread of your own, will you retract from the FOSMMMXCAKHSKAHDKHAKJ(whatever) voting like the great queen did?

    Or will you stay in the race and answer moah questions once you win it?
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    Slade Wilson, Apr 8, 2015
    #34

  15. Lights Derp Loyal Player

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    Lights Derp, Apr 8, 2015
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  16. Lights Derp Loyal Player

    1. The discovery channel.

    2. I don't know, I've bathed the stache in the blood of the innocent for so long that I don't even notice anymore.
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    Lights Derp, Apr 8, 2015
    #36

  17. Lights Derp Loyal Player

    I will stay in the race for now. But I reserve the right to pull out of the race any time somebody tells me what to do.
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    Lights Derp, Apr 8, 2015
    #37

  18. DarkVisor 15000 Post Club

    Why? Doesn't everyone yet know, that there is no 'stache-net' big enough to contain The Derpstache? :cool:
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    DarkVisor, Apr 8, 2015
    #38

  19. Lights Derp Loyal Player

    This is true.

    But the man is always trying to keep me down. With there rules and there laws, who do they think they are?
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    Lights Derp, Apr 8, 2015
    #39

  20. DarkVisor 15000 Post Club

    A jealous man with an ugly upper lip?
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    DarkVisor, Apr 8, 2015
    #40
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