What was your worse NooB experience!

It was a couple of days ago (Saturday or Sunday) on Esamir on one of the EU servers - can't remember which as I have avatars on both

The random Lib gunner I have picked up decides to neglect Zepher and shoots Hyenas at ground targets cuz "omg rockets are totes cooler!"

I play Stalker mostly (if it wouldn't be bugged after the update i would still) so i go often to the enemy sunderer...and always...really ALLWAYS there is this one BR 3 Heavy Assault from my faction killing me with a rocket launcher.

Same for me, I often throw an ammo pack at the vehicle terminal and accidentally hit both F and G...
4 kills in one go and a whole lot of angry people thinking I did it on purpose.

One noob thing I've done in a frantic fight..............go to heal someone and forget I'm still holding the AR. I've rezzed them afterwards and PM'd an apology but they have been a wee bit salty once or twice.

Done the same with engie repairing Max but they don't die.

I keep throwing ammo packs at my enemies, especially during 1v1s...

When I was a noob a got a quad kill with an engineer turret, only 3/4 kills were teammates.
As for a n00b encounter, I was in a small fight, running around and a cloaked br7 NC infiltrator yells "ENEMY MEDIC SPOTTED", allowing me to whip out my darklight and shoot him

That HA to Engineer transition gets you killed a lot.

Deffo... Also, I main CM, which *also* happens to have a key utility under "F".