Open RP

NS has taken ownership of The Crown and turned it into a bar welcoming all factions. The special of the day is nachos. Go

*NC LA walks into the bar. He drops his auraxium Shotgun with underbarrel shotgun on the bar*
"Hey Bartender, give me a drink with lots of shotgun in it"
*The bartender shakes his head and pours a whiskey*

*A shotgun with a NC soldier attached walks into the ber*
*He stops in the middle of the room. Everyone turns around and stares him down, not saying anyshotgun*
*He slowly shotguns his way over to the bar and sits down on the shotgun*
"Hey, shotgun. Give me a shot of shotgun, and no shotgun"
*shotgun drinks the shotgun*
*A shotgun slowly approaches the NC soldier*
"We dont take kindly to shotgun around shotgun"*
"Well, you shotgun just gonna have to shotgun then. This shotgun is welcome to all shotgun"
*Shotgun backs off, shotgun in his shotgun, but shotgun shotgun was never shotgun again*
"Just another day in the NC" He said to himself.

"I swear to god, it seems like theres only 2 real females in all of auraxis. The rest are really males who pretend to be females for some wierd reason"

It's all the tryhards that think the mystery smaller hitbox makes a difference, lol...

*A TR officer walks in after the Shotgun. He sits down next to the NC it had been wielding*
"Tough day?" says the TR officer.

Two TR Infiltrators sneak in to check out the new franchise on Connery.

Before they make it out of the parking lot they are run down by twenty Harassers driven by their comrades afraid of missing out on free nachos.

An NC MAX Charges into the Crown.

Thirty-eight are killed in the collapse. All nachos feared lost.

A TR LA wearing Auraxium Infused Plating, No helmet, a trac-shot slinged on his back, and The President pistol at his hip walks into the bar, tipping his head to his TR comrades.

The "Terran Badass" sits down and tells the bartender to get him a glass of Dakka.
"What a fight at Vanu Archives...the VS gave us their best soldiers."

*sits cloaked in the corner booth, in a cloud of smoke, cozy round a blunt fire
The cloak shimmers when a fresh jet of smoke emits from thin air, enough to catch a glimpse of glowing purple eyes*

"Too bad we couldnt use that exploit to give the TR and NC women a decent a$$.."

Bursting through the door is a sight that strikes the fear of all Vanu in the Crown. The bounty marker floats above his head, fresh rage from his previous victims obvious to all. Despite all trying to Q-spot him, they all stutter at his name

V4NU_BU77_T1KLR has entered the bar, and his fingers wiggle looking for a good tickle