You see what happened here can all be explained by the first 10 seconds of the video. Obviously those donuts you were doing corkscrewed you into the ground causing a lot of tension. I knew it was going to end badly, all that tension needed to be released.
we're teleporting our libs in mid-air now LOL. we do a bombing run and switch pilots and we teleport across the world! ill upload a video of it later lol.
in my country we dont use the metric system, we use inches. i too get disturbed by metrics as you do inches. ying-yang