What sadist invented the Flash

Lets make an ATV...but wait...let's put weapons on it! But here's the kicker--it's the most goddamn squirrely vehicle ever to exist, so much as a slight indication to the left or right is enough to send it into spins and make it completely unable to use it's weapons outside of standing still, letting you get easily headshotted in the process.

Satan works at SOE.

You need dem Tokyo Drift skillz

Answered your own question

Well considering one of the main characters died at the end... Yeah i really am tokyo drifting

The Flash is a specially designed vehicle meant to latch onto the bottom of other vehicles and drive them into cliffs, or cling to ceilings.
The only issue being that it can't climb walls nor remain attached to moving objects.

The sadist is the one who REMOVED its ability to turn itself back up.

I honestly thought the vehicles true purpose was its space program possibilities when caught in glitch terrain. But killing stuff?! The hell am I supposed to do that?

The space program is a diversion.
The falling tires are really tactical nukes. Hence clinging to the bottom of vehicles.

Fixed

wraith cloak anyone?

From what I remember, reading a developers post, the Flash basically has spherical wheels, which is why it slides everywhere and has piss poor handling.

I just laughed myself into a half coma thinking of PE bouncy ball vehicles, you know the ones with the handle. The haunting boings always predate the slaughter.

Weapons? Fine.

Designing a no-terrain vehicle instead of an all-terrain vehicle? Bad.

When the game came out I don't remember them being so easy to flip.

Anyways it is so bad I call them FTVs.... the F stands for "flip" since they flip over when on terrain.

still is a cheap way of getting hella streaking when defending a biolab. just go wraith cloaking, fury, and spam the sunderers under landing pads.
there's this BR100 VS guy on ceres who always used to do it, forgot his name.

The flash used to handle a bit better. And as others stated, it also used to right itself occasionally, on rolling the atv.

It changed physics, some time around the introduction of the Harasser.

Its a shame, because it used to be somewhat fun to drive. Now, when in need of transportation to the next fight, its better to take anything else.

Taking a flash frequently just functions as a long redeploy. Most of the time after you pull a Flash and start driving off, you just flip randomly/unexpectedly and explode- the time it took to get to a vehicle bay, spawn the flash, and start driving out is most often better used clicking the redeploy button.

Get some C4 and go stealth and you have the ultimate tank hunter.

After trying to drive a Flash, the Marquis de Sade was found curled up in a fetal position sobbing, "No more..no more...I can't take it...it's to cruel! TO CRUEL!"

My best kill streak to date with a flash was driving it INTO a tower and guarding A with it. 3 kills. Of course, it was the same guy. He finally learned his lesson and came up behind me.... <LOL>.

My flash brings all the ap vanguards to the yard, and I'm like "pls no shoot". "Yeah right" *Kaplowie*

Seriously, why are flashes a larger priority than an enemy tank that's actually a threat?

It's like when a max shoots after a cloaked infiltrator running away while a light assault is running straight for them.

Free certs for when you inevitably explode.