What to do in PS2 while drunk

Just wondering what activities people do while their reflexes are compromised.

Aside from casually farming with HE, I've been doing stalker infiltrator + blackhand sniping. It's very slow paced and the main requirement is patience rather than twitch. Granted, if you have to defend yourself in CQC you're totally screwed, but that's often the case regardless of your state of inebriation.

I also have a fully certed rep sundy that can rake in pretty good certs while I just hang out plinking at stuff with a basilisk or using a bulldog on occasion. I have considered getting an AA gun to replace the basilisk - for 200 resources I'd think rep or ammo sundy + AA gun > lightning w/skyguard.

I've also tried some wraith flash w/fury but quickly realized I am quite bad at it. I guess I'm supposed to do it in third person and get a feel for it w/out using a crosshair.

Looking for more activities that are reasonably rewarding that don't require a lot of twitch skills. I have 3k certs to spend at the moment too but I'm on the fence about what to get next.

Die loads, like loads.

But do it with a ridiculous amount of gusto.

Yell at people , it works everytime.

Can confirm: Yelling works.

And I'm sure HMRD can give you some pointers on how to be utterly smashed yet still somewhat competent.

Get in a platoon of other drunk people and yell at them.

Get farmed from base to base for 6 hours but truly carry on believing that you can still win and chucking yourself into the meat grinder a couple hundred more times will continue to have some kind of impact.

/yell at people for not doing anything while inadvertently doing nothing.

You're Vanu--at least you have a Vanu avatar--so I propose the following drinking game:

Everytime you hear the phrase: "I need more batteries/Do you have any batteries?" take a shot. Best done in squads.

Sadly I don't think Connery VS has a drunk outfit to mess around with.

I would probably die of alcohol poisoning.

I think JENK was originally, but if they were there was no way in hell they could match HMRD.

Why is it that the faction with bright glowey lights, lasers, spandex and general sexiness is generally the most sober? Clearly, TR and NC are compensating for, or trying to forget something.

Stalker cloak

You're in luck, HMRD quit the TR and mostly reside on NC and VS now.

MCG/Lasher/Jackhammer

ALLAH ACKBAR

Planetside is too stressful to play sober.
I'm surprised at anyone who doesn't play drunk.

Drunk piloting is loads of fun.

Just run in front of the enemy and get farmed.
Push them by getting more certs

group up with a bunch of other drunks and run a drunk squad. start playing drinking games and profit.

Air to ground obviously.

Do your thing, you know activate aimbot and don't forget to keep your accuracy down!!!

Go sniping! You won't succeed, but gonna be hell of a thrill.

My game play gets slightly better