On the 12th day of being a Warlock after the combat patch. (A little humor)

Discussion in 'Warlock' started by ARCHIVED-rantun, Sep 15, 2005.

  1. ARCHIVED-rantun Guest

    On the 12th day of being a Warlock after the combat patch the Dev's have given to me:
    Twelve pieces of paper armor.
    Eleven deaths an hour.
    Ten times I've gotten the message "You must be the group leader to call for help" (Some while in a different zone trying to catch the group)
    Nine tanks I've grouped with that don't care if I catch aggro cuz we don't share debt.
    Eight spells I miss casting.
    Seven gold to repair my gear.
    Six times Nihilism has pulled aggro one me before casting a spell
    Five people in the group that want another dps class than warlock.
    Four mob groups that completely resist my Bony Grasp.
    Three hours to get 10 percent solo xp.
    Two AoE's before I pull aggro from the tank.
    And a Nightblood pet who looks bad as Shhhhhhhhhh. ( Only credit I get in the group now)

    Still love my warlock. Thank you and goodnight.
  2. ARCHIVED-EQ-IQ Guest

    NICE!

    I like the 8 spells i miss casting part the best :)
  3. ARCHIVED-Tevilspek Guest

    hehe very nice =D
  4. ARCHIVED-RancidMare Guest