Hi!!! There was a troop of pandas looking for Hua Mein in front of Qeynos last night. They said they needed help, so, being the good citizen of Freeport that I am, I promptly entered Qeynos by stealth and made my way to the most luxurious and devoid of proper guarding looking guild hall. Entering it was little challenge: I just flew over. Working quickly because pandas have a hard time stopping rolling when they start and I knew I could catch up with them if they did roll away, I quickly looted this really amazing guild hall that had an area under construction for what looked like a casino. It was a nice place, a very nice place! I could imagine lots of orange people living in it, it was that nice, and I'm a dark elf! Imagining orange people! So I hurriedly gathered some shadowed resources and tasty gold sparkling fish from Savage Weald from the guild hall. The items didn't show up on track, but I managed to find them anyways. Being of small stature, I could only fit so much onto my level 8 hideous mount with a horse illusion on it because NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND would want to see the real thing. Kind of like me with my armor. Maybe the opposite though, because it's me. In my armor. I flew back over to the pandas and gave them the goods I'd gathered. They didn't want to accept it at first. I assured them I could go grab LOTS AND LOTS more anytime I wanted to. So they gave me like a candelbra or something and a bowl of apples, which was excellent, for the fish. But, they didn't give me what I had kept asking for... ...the recipe for that amazingly tasty Hua Mein, the noodle dish. Actually, they kind of shied away from me every time I'd ask. Maybe the recipe is a secret? - Ruderalis
