Crisis in November!

Discussion in 'Traveler's Tales' started by ARCHIVED-DeBasilisk, Jun 27, 2009.

  1. ARCHIVED-DeBasilisk Guest

    Something my friend shared with me, enjoy:


    So far, this hasn't been focused on much in the mainstream media beyond the New York Time and Newweek articles from last week, so it is VITAL that you forward this to everyone you know AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

    THE END IS NEAR

    Last month, astronomers at the Academy of Science's Cain Observatory on Thule Island announced the discovery of 31 Drinal, a mid size asteroid located at the outer edge of the Asteroid Belt. 31 Drinal is a fairly typical rocky asteroid, and it's name was added to the long list of known asteroids in our solar system.

    Last week, a scientist at the university of Freeport Bahamas named Dr. DeLere was charting near Earth objects and discovered that later this year, 31 Drinal will be knocked out of it's orbit by a long period comet which visits the inner solar system every 233 years. 31 Drinal will barely miss the Earth, but it will have a disastrous impact on the world as we know it.

    The tidal forces of 31 Drinal, the Earth, Venus and Mars will be aligned in a perfect storm, and THE MOON WILL LOSE IT'S ORBIT.

    Professor A. Bayle of San Diego has confirmed these calculations, which are based on the now famous work of the recently deceased Dr. Lucy Linh.

    "The effects of this orbital detereoration cannot be understated," Dr. Bayle told Newweek magazine. "As the Moon nears the Earth, parts of it's outer crust will shatter." Dr. Bayle states that the bulk of the moon will remain in a lower orbit, but fragments from the shattering will rain upon all seven continents.

    "Some lands will be visibly rended from their present positions," continues Dr. Bayle, who also predicts widespread flooding, tsunamis and oceanic disruption.

    Although the first flyby of Drinal is schedule for later this year, the actual loss of orbit will begin next year on November 8th.

    Ironically enough, San Diego and Freeport, where these discoveries occurred, are predicted to be two of the least devastated cities, despite their coastal positions. People may wish to consider relocating to these cities in preparation for what is becoming known as "The Shattering."

    People are advised to stock up on basic resources such as food, drink and arms, as well as precious metals such as silver, gold and platinum pieces. More information will be released as it develops. In the meantime, warn your friends, and BE PREPARED.

    NOW IS THE TIME TO PRAY, TO WHATEVER GOD YOU WORSHIP. WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.