There's an old joke from tabletop games like D&D about how Dwarven baked goods are better for combat than they are for eating, so I'd like to suggest adding Kaladim Battle Bread as a 1-hand blunt weapon for next year's Brell's Brew Day. It would look like a baguette! Flavor text: "How to make a meal out of Kaladim Battle Bread: Soak it in a bucket for a month, then eat the bucket." ... Okay, that comes from the Discworld series, but that'd be a hilarious nod.
